Always be nice to your neighborhood bartender, and make sure to tip him well. He holds the key to your loog-free drink.

Mr. Bartender (It's so easy)

Spreading joy and happiness throughout the world. But most importantly, making reality show contestants feel good about themselves both inside and out. Remember, kids, hate in your heart will consume you, too. A wise philosopher once said that. Or... was it a rapper? Well, one of them said it.